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If Dogs Could Talk...
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"Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it . "
"Touch de duck... I keel you."
'Weeeeeee!!! Look at me I'm Yoda!
"You want a piece of me? Bring it....!"
"Kid . . . You're askin' the wrong guy."
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'
Sniff . . Sniff . . Sniff] . . . . "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"
'Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . Juzzt milk . . [hiccup] !'
"I . . . Hate . . You."
'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'
"It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?"
Oh Yeah, I like that Red Bull !!!
"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."
